
| TAKES KEVIN WILDES / JOE HOUSE / AMANDA DOBBINS (APPROX. TIME) | CONVICTION | GRADE |
|---|---|---|
8 MIN | BILL SIMMONS The Patriots probably will not experience meaningful on-field fallout from the organization’s offseason soap opera. |
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1 HR 3 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Steph Curry will finish his career with Golden State. |
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1 HR 4 MIN | BILL SIMMONS The current Warriors will be barely a playoff team. |
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1 HR 6 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Golden State will make a significant trade between December and February, provided the team remains around or above .500. ✓ Joe House agrees that another trade should become available through Jimmy Butler’s expiring contract. |
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1 HR 18 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Drake Maye will again rank among the NFL’s top four quarterbacks in terms of how significantly his absence moves the betting line. |
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1 HR 25 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Aaron Donald’s comeback will be highly successful, with Donald returning at roughly “95 percent awesome.” ✓ Joe House strongly agrees. |
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1 HR 28 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Mat Ishbia will not be forced to sell the Phoenix Suns; if he needs cash, he will sell a minority stake instead. |
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1 HR 40 MIN | JOE HOUSE The Pacers will exceed their 43.5-win total, and the Tyrese Haliburton–Ivica Zubac combination will be an early-season revelation. |
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1 HR 41 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Charlotte will be “pretty good” and perform better than its 39.5-win total suggests. |
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1 HR 49 MIN | JOE HOUSE LeBron’s arrival will produce the best version of Joel Embiid yet in terms of effort, attitude and commitment. |
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1 HR 50 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Philadelphia will probably win in the low 50s, even if Embiid plays only approximately 40 games and LeBron plays around 55. ✓ Joe House agrees that Maxey, Edgecombe and Jaylen Brown can carry the remaining load. |
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1 HR 51 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Jadarian Price has a legitimate chance to win NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year. |
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1 HR 52 MIN | BILL SIMMONS Denzel Boston has a legitimate chance to win NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year. |
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2 HR | JOE HOUSE Washington will have a difficult season but will win eight games, while its rebuilt defense surprises people and potentially becomes the franchise’s most interesting defense in a decade. ⚠️ Disagreement: Bill Simmons does not think the defense will be good and says he would “definitely be surprised.” |
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2 HR 4 MIN | BILL SIMMONS The WNBA will have a different commissioner by next season. |
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2 HR 13 MIN | AMANDA DOBBINS The LeBron–Embiid–Jaylen Brown Sixers experiment will not work. ⚠️ Disagreement: Dobbins forcefully rejects the optimism expressed earlier by Bill Simmons and Joe House. |
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2 HR 14 MIN | AMANDA DOBBINS The Phillies will reach October and then suffer another postseason offensive collapse. |
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2 HR 16–19 MIN | BILL SIMMONS The Sixers will be the NBA’s most entertaining storyline and will produce tantalizing stretches, but star absences will repeatedly interrupt their season before the every-other-day playoff schedule causes them to fall apart in the second or third round. |
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The Podbudsment Wildes delivered some half-baked quality, but no predictions to note. Bill's aversion to seatbelts belongs on the Loser Plane. And it's especially odd given his history of surviving a moped accident as a teenager.Respect to Joe House for adopting the Jose Mourinho "If I speak, there will be trouble" approach to analyzing the WNBA. I miss T-Spoon. |
