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8/26 TAKES — CHRIS LONG / SETH WICKERSHAM (APPROX. TIME)
33 MIN | PFT COMMENTER / BIG CAT
Shedeur Sanders will replace Deshaun Watson within roughly four to six games. PFT expects Watson to remove himself at the first meaningful sign of injury because his contract is guaranteed and he appears disengaged from Cleveland; Big Cat similarly gives Watson only about a month to a month and a half before the Browns move on.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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37 MIN | BIG CAT / PFT COMMENTER
Big Cat says the Browns will not finish with the NFL’s worst record. PFT agrees strongly enough to bet over Cleveland’s roughly 5.5-win total because of its easy schedule and good defense, though he concedes that a last-place finish remains possible.
⚠️ PFT likes the over but leaves open the possibility that Cleveland could still finish last.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 37 MIN | CHRIS LONG
Dontayvion Wicks will significantly help Jalen Hurts and the Eagles’ passing offense. Long thinks the former Packer’s ability to beat man coverage will relieve pressure on Hurts.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 39 MIN | PFT COMMENTER / CHRIS LONG
No quarterback acquired through free agency or a major trade will receive another enormous fully guaranteed contract like Deshaun Watson’s. PFT calls Watson the perfect cautionary tale, and Long answers, “No question.”
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 46 MIN | CHRIS LONG
Maxx Crosby could still be traded during the season. Long thinks Baltimore got cold feet and used the physical to escape the original deal; with Crosby back in an awkward Raiders locker room, the story “is probably not over.”
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 48 MIN | CHRIS LONG
The Bills will again have a chance to reach the Super Bowl. Long believes Buffalo’s young defenders could produce a rapid improvement; the Bills need only an average-or-better defense that holds up in the playoffs.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 48 MIN | CHRIS LONG
Houston will be a major contender, and C.J. Stroud will improve. Long calls the Texans “a machine” with the NFL’s most complete defense; if the revamped offense and running game can merely become league-average, Year 2 in the system, Tank Dell’s return and David Montgomery should help Stroud rebound.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 50 MIN | CHRIS LONG / BIG CAT
Dallas will be “pretty good” and return to the playoffs. Big Cat expects a top-three offense and a substantially improved defense if the major offensive players stay healthy; Long agrees that a jump from historically bad to the top half defensively is realistic.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 51 MIN | CHRIS LONG
Baltimore’s defense has a chance to be elite. Long also expects Cincinnati to be difficult to play after its young defense became competent under Al Golden during the second half of last season.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 52 MIN | CHRIS LONG / BIG CAT
Every NFC North team will be competitive. Long thinks Minnesota can be very good; Big Cat has Chicago making the playoffs and Detroit improving considerably after an unlucky season while retaining an elite offense.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 52 MIN | CHRIS LONG
Jalyx Hunt is “going to go off,” and the Eagles will again be very good. Long likes Philadelphia’s ability to stop the run with a light box, though Jonathan Greenard’s health remains an uncertainty.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 53 MIN | PFT COMMENTER vs BIG CAT
PFT thinks this might finally be the year Pittsburgh wins a playoff game. Big Cat refuses to go that far and predicts the Steelers will ultimately look exactly the same as usual. Long worries about their ability to continue winning close games all the time.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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1 HR 57 MIN | CHRIS LONG
San Francisco will take a step backward, and Miami and Arizona will be attractive bets against the 49ers immediately after their return from Australia. Long cites the loss of Robert Saleh, a changing defense, injuries, aging stars, the Brandon Aiyuk mess and travel exhaustion.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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2 HR 4 MIN | CHRIS LONG
New England will improve, although a more difficult schedule will produce some regression from last season’s results. Long also believes A.J. Brown has another 1,000-yard receiving season in him “for sure.”
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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2 HR 5 MIN | CHRIS LONG
The Chargers could win the AFC West and have a chance to be very good. Long expects Mike McDaniel to transform the stale Greg Roman offense, get the ball out of Justin Herbert’s hands faster and capitalize on two healthy elite tackles—although Los Angeles must overcome its playoff failures.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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2 HR 6 MIN | PFT COMMENTER / CHRIS LONG
Washington will make the playoffs and field a much-improved defense, provided Jayden Daniels remains healthy. Long agrees the offense should be fine and likes several defensive additions, but his optimism cooled after Laremy Tunsil’s injury.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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2 HR 25 MIN | BIG CAT
Roger Goodell will eventually intervene in the Bears’ stadium dispute and direct the team to build in Arlington Heights. Big Cat thinks Chicago’s ownership cannot independently finance a modern stadium, making that the most likely resolution despite the continuing political maneuvering.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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2 HR 50 MIN | SETH WICKERSHAM
Roger Goodell’s remaining legacy priorities will be expanding the NFL to 18 games and continuing its international growth.
CONVICTION
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GRADE
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2 HR 51 MIN | SETH WICKERSHAM
College football will eventually adopt an officially professional model. Wickersham thinks the NFL may then explore a more formal relationship with the college game, although he is less certain the league will have sufficient financial incentive to do so.
CONVICTION
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The Podbudsment
Jed York getting popped for solicitation at a trailer park is the kind of story only Pardon My Take can cover with complete integrity. You will not find ESPN, CBS or even Fox getting into the nitty gritty of York going full Dr. Horny. You will not hear theories about the Santa Clara substation's effects on York or wether or not this was his first time on the wild side. These are the things the public NEEDS to know.

I won't spoil all the goods so listen to the show below and enjoy Big Cat and PFT doing the real journalism that Journos are too cowardly to touch. "What is your policy on NFL owners and human trafficking?" is both a hilarious and necessary question PFT offers up to the NFL Media world to ask at Roger Goodell's next league address. They will not do so.

Chris Long, as a former player, highlights the best in players and teams, choosing to see what could be rather than critiquing past failures. It's refreshing to absorb some positivity in the swirl of negativity known as the Internet. Long's observation from visiting the Texans that they walk around the facility like they are the Big, Bad Wolves was illuminating. Bet the Texans.

Big Cat mentioning Memes is viewed by some unscrupulous AWLs as a "Max Merchant" was a low blow. Odds of Memes blowing up the office are back in play but I would still not take that bet.